So it's two in the morning and I'm flipping around the TV, waiting for my insomnia to get bored so I can beat it to death with an axe.
I've watched Headline News three times in a row.
KTTV is showing Stooges shorts, but they're all got Shemp in them.
Beautiful women want to talk to me.
Telesmundo -- way, way up beyond where all the normal channels live -- is showing "WarGames," dubbed into Spanish.
So I watch it to the end.
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!