So I'm walking along Santa Monica Boulevard, when a van comes rolling towards me, driving slowly and purposefully. It's light brown, sun-bleached, and painted on the sides are enormous white and red letters, proof that being pious doesn't mean you can rhyme:
READ THE BIBLE
WHILE YOU'RE ABLE
The roof is festooned with loudspeakers, all pointing helter-skelter, and the driver holds a microphone to his lips. As the van passes, he looks directly at me and solemnly intones, "Jezzzx Kkrsswst esz Lxrzd! Rxzenz yxzr sxnnz anz rezxeze exeernzz lefzz nz Hezzxn!"
I figure he was speaking in Tongues.
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!