"Oh, my God," Joanne said. "I just realized that I live in a house with three guys."
"Zoe's a girl," I said.
"Zoe's a dog."
"So?"
"Well... All dogs are guys."
"So you live on a house with four guys."
"Oh, God..."
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!