Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

"Tom, do you love your brother?"

He shakes his head "no."

"Do you love your mommy?"

He shakes his head "no."

"Is your name 'Tom'?"

He shakes his head "no."

"Are you wearing pants?"

He shakes his head "no."

"Do you think the Categorical Imperative is a rational basis for an objective morality?"

He shakes his head "no."

I can't wait until he turns two.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

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