The red Explorer roars past me on the right, dodging in and out of traffic, honking its horn furiously at anyone who has the nerve to obey the speed limit.
Pasted to the back is what looks like a homemade bumper sticker, dumped to a laser printer using a cartoon font:
Liberal's
SUCK
And grammar does, too, apparently.
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!