I went to a wedding today -- an old friend from school was getting hitched up. I was talking to her groom's aunt, telling her that Liz and I met in college and we'd stayed in touch every since.
"Oh," she says. "Were you one of her professors?"
Whereupon I hit her with my cane.
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!