If your youngest son, while happily sucking on his toes, suddenly lets loose with a thunderous fart, do you:
Ha. Trick question. It turns out that none of these is the right answer. At least, not according to Joanne.
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!