Los Angeles City Election Statistics:

• Number of flyers, fold-outs and advertisments I received in the mail regarding the election during the final week of the campaign: 46

• Number received on the last day: 10

• Number of automated phone calls left on my answering machine during the last day: 5

• Number of amusing Republican Party flyers touting the fact that "Every Vote Counts!": 1

• Number of amusing Democratic Party flyers touting the fact that "Every Vote Counts! Good God, Remember Florida? Get Off Your Asses, for Christ's Sake!": 1

• Amount I care about any of the candidates or offices, measured on any scale you want to use: 0