My Dinner with Thomas, a Voluble Two-Year-Old: A Play in One Act
Tom
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Dad-dee!
Father
Yes, Tom?
Tom
(Points to fork)
Mine!
Father
Yes, Tom.
There is a BRIEF PAUSE.
Tom
Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!
Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.
Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").
My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!