More Like "Performing Farts," Eh? Eh? Yesterday, Trump said he had fired several members of the board of trustees of the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts, and would be naming himself as chairman. For the record, he did not attend a single event at the Center during his first term. This is, of course, insane. Caligula's horse was more qualified. The upshot, I presume, is that one of America's premier arts organizations will now feature an endless parade of concerts by the shambling, reanimated corpse of the Village People, noted lite-beer assassin Kid Rock, and the shambling, reanimated corpse of Lee Greenwood. I'd say Trump is drunk with power, but he doesn't drink. So I guess he's stupid with power. ★