Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

We are about fifteen minutes away from Trump commanding the tides to retreat and assigning the task to Musk.

Musk will then demand that every government employee drink ten gallons of seawater. A surprising number will do it.

Trump will then blame Black people when the plan doesn’t work, citing Jimmy the Greek as a source.

“Just following orders” doesn’t work out for anybody.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

This site is powered by Movable Type. Spot graphics provided by Thomas, Michael and Peter Knauss.