Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

The illegality and buffoonery of the Signal group chat, in order of severity:

  1. High-level administration officials (only some of whom are reckless drunks or amateurs who accidentally stumbled on-stage) held a “Top Secret / Sensitive Compartmented Information” (TS / SCI) meeting outside of secure government channels. This, on its own, is a violation of the Espionage Act.
  2. They set the messages to disappear after a week, meaning that they were retaining no history of their actions. This is illegal under the laws that require the preservation of official records.
  3. They accidentally invited a reporter into the treasonous and illegal chat.
  4. They have offered shifting and easily falsifiable excuses for the entire incident: it was a hoax, they were hacked, no secrets were discussed, and it wasn’t really that big a deal. The whole government is now running on nuke-secrets-in-the-bathroom levels of security.
  5. They used emojis.

That last one should probably be higher.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

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