Code, nerd culture and humor from Greg Knauss.

Some people need to touch grass so badly that we should dig up a good-sized rectangle of it, put them in the hole, and then put the grass back on top.

And, I dunno, maybe drop a little marker so folks will know not to run a water line there.

Hi there! My name's GREG KNAUSS and I like to make things.

Some of those things are software (like Romantimatic), Web sites (like the Webby-nominated Metababy and The American People) and stories (for Web sites like Suck and Fray, print magazines like Worth and Macworld, and books like "Things I Learned About My Dad" and "Rainy Day Fun and Games for Toddler and Total Bastard").

My e-mail address is greg@eod.com. I'd love to hear from you!

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